petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

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milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe
allaboutrings:

Opal Dream Ring in 14k Gold
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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I